Man 'Allergic' To Wife

Love for his wife could kill this man. He has been told to steer clear of his wife. Reason: he is allergic to his wife's cosmetics.

Darren Young, 45, a bus driver from of Sprotbrough, South Yorks, had to be twice resuscitated when his heart stopped after dangerous allergic reactions.

The Sun reports that the allergy came to light when Darren was given a jab containing the chemical for a foot problem. In seconds his face swelled, his 6ft frame ballooned and his heart stopped and had to be restarted twice.

One of the world's rarest allergies has put the brakes on the couple's love life. Extensive tests revealed that Darren is allergic to most creams and cosmetics. This is the third such case in the world with an allergy to creams containing polyethylene glycol. Apart from cosmetics, Dareen must also avoid some types of food items, toothpaste, soap, shaving cream, suntan oil and even air freshener.

The man dare not cuddle up to Sue, his wife of four years, unless he is sure she is not wearing any creams containing polyethylene glycol.

"When it comes to bedtime Sue doesn't need a headache as an excuse. She just says she has been using body lotion and it might kill me", jokes the husband.

Woman Keeps Mother's Dead Body For Years to Claim Pension Benefits

She was sentenced to jail for one year - and rightly so. Her crime - She kept her mom's dead body for more than 6 years in her bed room and collected more than $230,000 in pension benefits.

The woman who was found guilty of theft of government funds is a 61 year old from Florida, Penelope Sharon Jordan.

It is reported that the theft of public money charge refers to Jordan collecting military pension benefits being sent to her mother for Col. Ashford Travis “A.T.” Jordan, her mother’s late husband, after her mother’s death. Ashford Jordan was a World War II veteran and city clerk for Sebastian, records show.

Jordan, an unemployed lady, was found to be very remorseful. “I was trying to ... keep a roof over my head and I take responsibility for what I did. It was wrong,” Jordan said in a low soft voice.

Whatever may be the reason behind it..... I feel keeping the dead body of her mother for ore than 6 years is something punishable.

Woman Thrown Out of Own House - Mistakenly Auctioned By Bank

How do you feel when on a fine morning, unexpectedly, you are thrown out of your own house by some people who say that your house has been bought by them? That too when your house was not for sale - never? And your belongings thrown out carelessly on the street, damaging most of them?

This miserable, bizarre incident happened recently with Anna Ramirez, a South Florida woman. Her house was sold off by the bank, Washington Mutual, by mistake!

It is reported that long before the movers showed up, the bank acknowledged the mix-up and even went to court with Ramirez to get the sale reversed. But then the Miami-Dade County Clerk of Court's Office never filed the judge's order.

After she was thrown out of her house, Ramirez went back to the judge. "I did reverse the sale but the information the owners received was that the sale wasn't totally reversed," Judge Israel Reyes said. "So it's not totally their fault."

The clerk of courts said that this was a human error and he has planned to call Ramirez to apologize. Now Ramirez is trying to find out an experienced attorney to fight the case, as most of her valuable furniture has got damaged in the eviction process.

Ramirez is thoroughly upset by the incident and hopes nobody else has to go through such a dysphoric event, ever. Let us hope that her case is settled soon.

The 'Dirty' British Men

Blame it on the people who survey such things and publish the results before the entire world to see. If the Brits don't like to take bath more than once a week, why should the survey publicize it? Is it necessary to label them as 'dirty' and embarrass them?

The survey was done on the shower frequency in 5 different countries. The results reveal that British men are falling behind Mexico, Australia, the US and France.

The Daily Express reports that more than one British man in ten shower or bath as infrequently as twice a week.

But don't worry - the Brits are not 'dirty' always. They take a shower at least:-

• before going on a date
• before going to a job interview
• after going to gym

But don't worry, men. The Brit women do not bother whether their men take a shower or not ~ at least one-third believe it doesn't make any difference.

Now, I believe YOU take a shower atleast more than once a week!

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• Pee in the Shower to Save the Rainforest
• Read Horror Story in the Loo
• Toilet Restaurant - Eat Sitting on a Toilet!
  

Deadly Woman - Slices Man With A Cutter

You all very well know that arguing with a woman is dangerous. But can you ever imagine that an argument leads to such a deadly turn?

Melissa Lashay Phillips has been landed up in Hillsborough County Jail presently. Charge of this 28 year old lady is that she sliced a man with a box cutter over an argument!

Melissa pulled out a box cutter and sliced up a man she was arguing with. "He suddenly felt an intense pain in the center of his back, then on the back of his left leg," police said of the unidentified man. Phillips cut a 10-inch slice in his back and a 3-incher in his leg, according to an arrest report. Cops arrested her with the deadly weaponry. And presumably, no bail for her.

Now be patient while dealing with woman. It is always advisable not to argue with your girlfriend or wife. This may lead to a deadly turn.